May 2013
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
sodamnrelatable:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
mumfoalandsons:
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
dilemmemily:
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
whothefuckiskatie:
stupidstagram:
stupidstagram:
when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them.
U THINK IM JOKING
Yes. This was a thing
Life Hacks. →
stillqw1:
peity:
alqdgs:
swqale:
lnary:
sagg:
pr2s:
These are really useful!
Read more
I HAVE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING WRONG MY ENTIRE LIFE
y no one told me about dis.
Tumblr: teaches you anything from cat gifs to actual useful shit
I know about 4 of these
^ that doesnt even make any sense
